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At The Shining Pinnacle
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At The Shining Pinnacle of Development, Humans Voluntarily Choose to Devolve Back Into Jibbering Apes

by The PlatypusJanuary 20, 2022December 13, 2021
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Animal Philosophy
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Animal Philosophy: When a Skyscraper Falls in the City and There is no Animal to Hear it, Does it Make a Sound?

by The PlatypusNovember 4, 2021November 8, 2021
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Animals Not Interested In
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Animals Not Interested In Who Has the Best God Competition

by The PlatypusSeptember 23, 2021August 25, 2021
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What Happens When You Abandon Your Pet?
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What Happens When You Abandon Your Pet

by The BeagleSeptember 8, 2021September 2, 2021
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How to Be More Productive
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How to Be More Productive – By Graham the Gorilla

by The PlatypusSeptember 2, 2021September 3, 2021
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If Humans Aren’t Good at it
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If Humans Aren’t Good at it Then It Doesn’t Count as Intelligence

by The PlatypusSeptember 1, 2021July 29, 2021
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