Tag: Boris Johnson

Crony Covid Contract Awarded to the Johnson Family Pet Mole

Try to Save the Odd Pigeon – Boris Johnsons Detailed Notes on Conservation Leaked

Boris Johnson increases grouse shooting limit to 35 after forgetting the size of Eton Rugby Squad

Boris Johnson rolls out the red carpet for new Insect Overlords

Bearded Vulture heads to the UK to feast on the carcass of the British Empire

“Brexit abandoned after Hedgehog eats no deal documents”