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Diets are the New Religion
Religion

Diets are the New Religion of the 21st Century Human World

by The PlatypusJuly 20, 2021June 23, 2021
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Jesus in
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Jesus in Bestiality Scandal – Denies Affair With Mary Pangolin

by The PlatypusMarch 8, 2021March 7, 2021
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Do Not COVID
Religion

Do Not COVID thy neighbours Wife – New commandments for the modern age

by The Spotted Tailed QuollOctober 28, 2020October 30, 2020
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flood fetish
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God is pro-climate change after admitting to having a flood fetish

by The PlatypusOctober 19, 2020October 22, 2020
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“Islamic clerics fail to convert camels to Islam – Camels not interested in virgins”

by The PlatypusSeptember 2, 2020October 2, 2020
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10 Commandments
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Mother Earth replaces the 10 Commandments

by The PlatypusMay 19, 2020May 4, 2022
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