Skip to content
Platypus News

Platypus News

"The Voice of Nature"

  • Our Story
  • News
  • Entertainment
  • Religion
  • Agony Earth
  • Politics
  • Take Action
  • Platypus Facebook
  • Platypus Twitter
  • Platypus Gram

Tag: Organised Religion

Diets are the New Religion
Religion

Diets are the New Religion of the 21st Century Human World

by The PlatypusJuly 20, 2021June 23, 2021
Continue Reading
Jesus in
Religion

Jesus in Bestiality Scandal – Denies Affair With Mary Pangolin

by The PlatypusMarch 8, 2021March 7, 2021
Continue Reading
Do Not COVID
Religion

Do Not COVID thy neighbours Wife – New commandments for the modern age

by The Spotted Tailed QuollOctober 28, 2020October 30, 2020
Continue Reading
flood fetish
Religion

God is pro-climate change after admitting to having a flood fetish

by The PlatypusOctober 19, 2020October 22, 2020
Continue Reading
Religion

“Islamic clerics fail to convert camels to Islam – Camels not interested in virgins”

by The PlatypusSeptember 2, 2020October 2, 2020
Continue Reading
10 Commandments
Agony Earth

Mother Earth replaces the 10 Commandments

by The PlatypusMay 19, 2020May 4, 2022
Continue Reading

Posts navigation

Older posts

PlatyPick – Most Read

  • "Leatherback Turtle mouth declared most terrifying thing ever."
    "Leatherback Turtle mouth declared most terrifying thing ever."
  • "Blackfish 2 is rumoured to expose the hypocrisy of Zoos"
    "Blackfish 2 is rumoured to expose the hypocrisy of Zoos"
  • "UK introduces new law to replace chimneys with wind turbines."
    "UK introduces new law to replace chimneys with wind turbines."
  • 90% of Pets Found to Suffer From Debilitating Stockholm Syndrome During Lockdown
    90% of Pets Found to Suffer From Debilitating Stockholm Syndrome During Lockdown
  • What Happened to the Caspian Tiger? Animal Hall of Shame
    What Happened to the Caspian Tiger? Animal Hall of Shame

Hot Off the PlatyPress

  • Farm Pig Self-Identifies as Dog and Demands Farmer Moves Him into the House June 14, 2022
  • What Happens When You Kill a Human? Animals’ Biggest Question Finally Answered June 8, 2022
  • If Animals Are Sentient Beings What Gives Vegans the Right to Own One? June 7, 2022
  • Cat on Vegan Diet Doubles Up On Songbirds to Wipe Smug Look Off Owners Face May 27, 2022
  • How to be a Better Human – 5 Step Program from the Animals May 10, 2022

Facebook

Facebook

Hear the Voice of Nature

Platypus News

"The Voice of Nature"

  • Platypus Facebook
  • Platypus Twitter
  • Platypus Gram

Categories

  • Agony Earth
  • Entertainment
  • Hall of Shame
  • News
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • Uncategorized
The Platypus love cookies and uses them. By continuing to use this site you agree to their use. Find out more Cookie Policy

Follow the Platypus

Subscribe to notifications

Search the Platypus

Hear the Voice of Nature

  • Our Story
  • Conservation Jobs
  • Privacy Policy
  • T & C’s
  • Meet the Team
  • Write For Us
  • Work with us
  • Copyright © The Platypus News Ltd.
  • Contact Us
  • Humans Who Actually Help Animals